im in the process of pitching a film that's essentially a prequel to the book of genesis in which god tells the story behind the creation thru narrated flashback recreations--this is obviously gonna be tricky recreating the precreating --of actual events leading up to 'in the beginning..." based on my research, as well as some preliminary interviews (ive finally been given unlimited access to him and his contemporaneous notes--altho the meaning of that term is tweaked somewhat by the fact this was pre-time). god likes taking lunch at one of those noisy thai places on venice blvd a couple blocks from the studio. better that than jerry's deli (where the waitresses have learned better than to ask for 'tips'). im not at liberty to divulge much but it was an indirect result of a contractual dispute in which the other parties wound up with badly burnt fingers (obviously we all know whose fingers werent burned but youll have to wait and see the pic for the rest of the scoop) .
You should publish this in scientific journals since it's obviously true. You'll make history!